This morning, baked goods distributer Otis Spunkmeyer announced a new line of quirky baked good varieties aimed at discerning fans of the groundbreaking Yume Nikki series of games and novels. The varieties—announced and thought up by Otis Spunkmeyer CEO and avid Yume Nikki fan John Schiavo himself—range from the normal and expected Mars-San’s Tearful Filled Blue Razz Muffins to the gourmet Poniscones and FACE cookies.
When asked about this bold new direction in packaged bakery foods, Schiavo told interviewers:
“Listen. I cried at the end of that game. The least I could do would be to help poor Maddy out; sell some cookies [and muffins] on her behalf, kinda like a really big Girl Scout. Now, Otis Spunkmeyer is making your breakfast fun and surreal again, maybe give you a nightmare or two with our fantastic FACE Cookies, or the light-sensitive [and non-FDA regulated] Poniscones.”
Fans are already looking forward to the new line of pastry treats, faithfully dubbed “Bakery Diary 0.00″.